He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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