Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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