I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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