one might say we're banned from that church
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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