Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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