The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
