it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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