Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
3 2 1 whiskey
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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