She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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