im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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