that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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