imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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