I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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