I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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