did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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