Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
