the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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