your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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