Your tits are I can't wait for
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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