Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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