Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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