Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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