We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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