so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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