And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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