life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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