haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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