i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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