I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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