mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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