If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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