I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish you could order shots online.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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