yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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