We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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