I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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