Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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