when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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