Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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