Who did Billy Mays play for?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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