umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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