Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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