the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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