Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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