i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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