he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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