She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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