is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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