it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I look better un-naked...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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