I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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