My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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