Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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