Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell her she can't have a vagina
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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