I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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