You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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