Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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