I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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