he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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