Me too!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
my being single is dangerous.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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