hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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